planet crap

journal. thoughts. stories that didn't make it to the newspaper.

Salespeople (especially attendants of food stalls) must never be deprived of the stuff they’re selling.

Today I was ridiculously saddened by my mum’s story: about how a girl in an ice cream parlor frowned when she replied to my mum’s question (Is the Selecta Hershey’s ice cream with Heath Toffee bits delicious?).

“I don’t know ma’am,” she said. “People tell me it is.” Then she talked about how she wasn’t able to try it out (yet). Sad story. Sad. Sad. Sadness. Sadnessity. Infinite sadness. Meaningless life. Life is meaningless without ice cream. I hate the government. Sad sad sad.

This crushes my heart. Why are ice cream salespeople deprived of ice cream…WHY?!

This is the saddest day in the universe.

6 months ago
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