planet crap

This is the story of a boy.
Some called it a curse,
and others called it a blessing.

On the borders of a sunny forest,
far away,
there he was, a little boy.

As he went to look,
he suddenly noticed a basket full of delicious penises.

“What a feast I shall have,”
he thought to himself.
“Red, yellow, black, and white;
the smell, the shape, the size,
they all seemed right!”

But as soon as he touched a penis in the basket,
it all flew up,
throwing every little penis way up high in the sky!

From the bushes,
an old fairy hobbled out.

“Oh, my magic penises, gone?
Now a knight you shall become.”

“To be yourself again,
be quick,
go find me all my precious dicks.”

“You may search far,
both west and east.
But be faster than the ravenous beasts.”

And so his journey began:
the journey of the Penis Knight.

(adapted from the Muffin Knight; because I suck at poetry)

In other news, click here for more penis stuff. The Penis Knight lives!